There’s a town in the eastern part of Germany
Well, there’s no worry or suffer.
They don’t need any drugs to get in that mood
They just listen to Doreen Shaffer
Nobody ever committed a crime there
Nobody stole or shot somebody dead.
They don’t even have policemen
And the only judge they know is Judge Dread.
I wanna live in Skaska City,
where the beer tastes good and the rude girls are pretty
Guns’n’Roses listen to my advise:
Skaska is better than paradise.
Skaska is our town
Skaska – when you’re feeling down
Take a trip to Skaska and your mood will rise
Skaska’s better than paradise
Everybody’s got its own opinion
And the way to carry out the fights
Is in style of a dancing contest
To the music of the Skatalites
The winner gets a year’s worth of beer
And his own Marijuana Tree
The loser he will be punished:
Gotta go to some concert of Jon Bon Jovi